So You Don't Have To (Patreon Special Edition): Jaws 3

The marine biology is all wrong, the dolphins are smarter than the humans, and the control room is from an entirely different movie, but all of that pales in comparison to awful, terrible, and absolute BOREDOM experienced by Jen and Dawn as they're forced to watch Jaws 3D (in 2D). 

Spoilers: It's actually Jurassic Park at Sea World. No really. It totally is.

The Women In Caskets would like to extend the most heartfelt of thanks to Preston, who paid for this episode by donating to our Patreon. Preston, we never would have done this without you. Seriously, we never would have seen this if you hadn't forced our hand.

Thanks always to The Shape for the intro and outro music. Now also featuring, "Fritz Was Here" by YoshiBlade (via OCRemix).

Jurassic Park and Original Jaws theme by John Williams, Jaws 3 themes by Alan Parker. Fish Heads by Barnes & Barnes.

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So You Don't Have To: Stay Alive

It is a sad, sad, no-good, absolutely terrible day when Dawn realizes she did more research for a podcast than the writers did for their movie. 

Saddled with a fundamental lack of understanding, 2006's Stay Alive is Exhibit A for the case against Hollywood ever managing to make a decent video game movie. Technical errors, gamer tropes and mechanics that can't stay consistent from one scene to the next, this film manages to fail on just about every level imaginable. 

And Dawn's gonna tell you all about it. 

Credits:
Women In Caskets Theme: The Shape
Intro: Tristam Rock by mp from www.ocremix.org
Outro: Where the Demon Sleeps by katethegreat19 from www.ocremix.org

And a huge shout-out to Dawn's favorite gaming critics, analysts and historians, the crew at Extra Credits. Check out their You Tube Channel HERE.

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The Twelve Days of So You Don't Have To: Day One

Welcome to the first annual So You Don't Have To Twelve Days of Christmas!

Our movie this year is the regrettable and forgettable Black Christmas from 2006. Full of bad lighting, plot holes and inexplicable children's ward placements, this movie has been on Dawn's s*^& list since it was released and now she get to tell you why.

In excruciating detail. 

Check out the musicians behind our holiday intro and outro music:

• Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Millstones (Electrohouse Remix) - https://millstones.bandcamp.com/
• Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Zach Gibson - https://soundcloud.com/zach-gibson-4

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