So You Don't Have To (Patreon Special Edition): Death Spa

Once again, our Patrons prove how much they love to hear the Women In Caskets cry by making us watch a horrible movie. This time around, our patron Kimberly is making us watch:

Death Spa (1990)

Join your hosts as they valiantly try to figure out what the hell is going on in this deadliest of spas while being distracted by familiar faces, snacks, and questionable fashion choices. So many questionable fashion choices.

Thanks always to The Shape for the intro and outro music. Now also featuring, "Fritz Was Here" by YoshiBlade (via OCRemix).

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The Twelve Days of So You Don't Have To: Silent Night, Deadly Night

From December 25th through Jan 5th, the world celebrates the 12 Days of Christmas with Saints, carols, and a song featuring a LOT of presents. But the Women In Caskets have their own twisted version of the holiday. 12 Days. 1 - No, 2 - Holiday Horror Movies. Dawn's Last Nerve.

Welcome to the annual 12 Days of So You Don't Have To. This year featuring the, ahem, classic, Silent Night, Deadly Night - and eventually its sequel. Because there's so much not there, we had to go find more to pad out the runtime. And regretted it immediately. Someone should be PUNISHED.

Here is a lovely master post so you can find all twelve episodes in one easy place.

Check out the musicians behind our holiday intro and outro music:

Intro: Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Millstones (Electrohouse Remix) by millstones.
Outro: Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Zach Gibson 

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So You Don't Have To (Patreon Special Edition): Jaws 3

The marine biology is all wrong, the dolphins are smarter than the humans, and the control room is from an entirely different movie, but all of that pales in comparison to awful, terrible, and absolute BOREDOM experienced by Jen and Dawn as they're forced to watch Jaws 3D (in 2D). 

Spoilers: It's actually Jurassic Park at Sea World. No really. It totally is.

The Women In Caskets would like to extend the most heartfelt of thanks to Preston, who paid for this episode by donating to our Patreon. Preston, we never would have done this without you. Seriously, we never would have seen this if you hadn't forced our hand.

Thanks always to The Shape for the intro and outro music. Now also featuring, "Fritz Was Here" by YoshiBlade (via OCRemix).

Jurassic Park and Original Jaws theme by John Williams, Jaws 3 themes by Alan Parker. Fish Heads by Barnes & Barnes.

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So You Don't Have To: Stay Alive

It is a sad, sad, no-good, absolutely terrible day when Dawn realizes she did more research for a podcast than the writers did for their movie. 

Saddled with a fundamental lack of understanding, 2006's Stay Alive is Exhibit A for the case against Hollywood ever managing to make a decent video game movie. Technical errors, gamer tropes and mechanics that can't stay consistent from one scene to the next, this film manages to fail on just about every level imaginable. 

And Dawn's gonna tell you all about it. 

Credits:
Women In Caskets Theme: The Shape
Intro: Tristam Rock by mp from www.ocremix.org
Outro: Where the Demon Sleeps by katethegreat19 from www.ocremix.org

And a huge shout-out to Dawn's favorite gaming critics, analysts and historians, the crew at Extra Credits. Check out their You Tube Channel HERE.

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The Twelve Days of So You Don't Have To: Santa's Slay

Let's be concise this year, shall we? One SYDHT post to rule them all? After all, there's a lot of truly offensive jokes, terrible puns, nonsensical plot devices and only two bright stars to get us through the night.

Join Dawn on her annual tour through a holiday-themed mess of a movie. From initial amusement, incredulous stammering, and finally, an exhausted final gasp, this year's movie, 2005's Santa's Slay, truly has something to tick off everyone.

Happy holidays!!

On the twelth day of Christmas, this movie gave to me: Twelve hunters hunting, eleven seconds of zamboni, ten bulging muscles, nine townies fleeing, eight missing evil elves, seven tasteless cheap jokes, six pretty puppets. Five very dead strippers! Four random plot points, three damn door locks, two teen stars, and a very dead WASP-y family.

This is it. This is the end. The whole thing.

Check out the musicians behind our holiday intro and outro music:

Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Millstones (Electrohouse Remix) - millstones.bandcamp.com/
Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Zach Gibson - @zach-gibson-4

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